La vie d'un chatThursday, June 19, 20087:07PMThey left the dog. Why did they leave the dog? They always take the dog with them. Current mood:  annoyedSunday, June 8, 2008Friday, June 6, 20086:29PM - No dogs allowed!The Humans brought a large dirty smelly dog into the house yesterday. I have expressed my displeasure quite forcefully, as has Scottie, but the treacherous Humans pay no attention. The dog has thrust its muzzle at my face more than once - a most unwelcome experience. Current mood: infuriatedWednesday, April 9, 200812:48PMThe Humans persist in forcibly dropping liquid into my eye. They have also sprinkled poison on my food. I am reduced to eating from that ass Scottie's bowl. Current mood:  hungryMonday, April 7, 200812:08PMThis situation is unacceptable! My mid-morning nap was rudely interrupted when the Humans thrust me into a box and forcibly transported me to this vile-smelling place. That ass Scottie was awake, but he cravenly ran away and said nothing to warn me of the Humans' treachery. I am surrounded by turncoats: this place has several resident cats, and they are all ignoring my cries for help. Current mood: irateTuesday, March 11, 20087:44PMHaving come to their senses, the Humans have thought better of forcing me to participate in the allegedly scientific forced medication program. However the Evil Stepmother has taken it upon herself to inflict some other vile poison upon me. Contrary to her belief, an emulsion of tuna oil does not make poison palatable. If she thinks the subsequent treat will lull me into submission, she is sorely mistaken. Current mood: grumpyThursday, January 31, 20086:19PMToday the Humans took me to the unpleasant place where I was subjected to numerous undignified procedures. Against my will, I have been enrolled in a program involving forced medication. This is allegedly for science. I would like to point out that I signed no consent forms. Current mood: annoyedSaturday, June 17, 20069:48PMI spent a very enjoyable time outdoors this afternoon, eating garden greens. The Evil Stepmother was pleased that I expelled the greens on the walkway before returning indoors, but I did not do it to please her. Current mood:  awakeWednesday, May 3, 20066:01PMAfter being outdoors for half an hour, that ass Scottie briefly returned indoors to vomit. He then returned outdoors. Current mood: annoyedTuesday, March 21, 200610:17PMThat ass Scottie has been grounded for staying outside late last night. The Evil Stepmother was extremely worried, but I myself was not concerned. I knew he would return when he was hungry. Current mood:  contentMonday, March 13, 200610:35PMWhy does the Human vociferate so when I quest for water in the bottom of the drinking glass? If she does not wish for me to put my head in the glass to reach the water, she should keep it filled to the top so that I may lap from it in a dignified manner. Current mood: affronted Saturday, March 4, 200612:11PM
Current mood:  contemplativeThursday, March 2, 20065:47PMThat ass Scottie has just vomited in the living room after spending a few minutes outdoors. If this continues the Humans will never allow us outside again. Current mood: annoyedMonday, February 13, 200612:20PM - lingua francaThe Humans have purchased a manual that I think will be most useful in interpretation of my will and performance of their duties. It is entitled 'French for Cats.' Current mood:  approvingSaturday, February 11, 2006Sunday, February 5, 20062:19PMThe Humans have returned after their night away. They have been talking ceaselessly about a film called La Vie d'un Chien. The film is narrated in French, which is very pleasing. But I find its theme to be totally incomprehensible. Why would one wish to be a dog? The scientist in the film would have done better to turn himself into a cat instead. Current mood: puzzled Sunday, January 22, 200612:15PMThat ass Scottie keeps chasing me! Clearly the few minutes he spent outdoors this morning has had an adverse effect on him. Current mood: irateWednesday, January 18, 200610:19PM - hunger strikeThe Humans refused to give me acceptable food, so I refused to eat until they did. Current mood: displeased Saturday, November 12, 200511:15PM - A Cat may look at a KingThe Humans are amazed that I came into the living room two days ago to visit with their Guests. There is nothing amazing about this: sometimes I feel sociable, while at other times I prefer My solitude. Even that ass Scottie understands the Rights of Cats. Current mood: contemplativeSunday, November 6, 200510:10PMThe Humans have returned, but that ass Scottie still persists in chasing me around the apartment. Current mood:  energeticNavigate: (Previous 20 entries) |
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